Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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