Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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