So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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