when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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