yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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