yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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