You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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