How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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