My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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