sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
