woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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