god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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