So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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