Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
