SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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