He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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