found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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