problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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