Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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