If i come over, it means nothing
You can't motorboat a personality
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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