u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
wat bout pragnant strippers??
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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