If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
