I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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