Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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