I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i've created a new STD.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
