Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Shame is for Republicans.
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