he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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