it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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