I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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