OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I cut my penus on the lid.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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