My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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