Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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