Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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