Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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