I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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