Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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