well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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