OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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