plz talk dirty to me
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
