i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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