David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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