WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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