everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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