then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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