would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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