handjob tips. give me some.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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