David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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