So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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