The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
