508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dicks are not precious.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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